Fri, 5:27: Young Lunch Delivery. These things never work for me. https://t.co/V6Gk0ft47s
Fri, 7:29: First thing I heard at work this morning was a woman telling me "You must have the best eyeliner in the office!" So my day is going pretty well so far. #stillgotit
Fri, 10:02: Omg. #9 ("service cat") killed me. But #26 might be the best. buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-30-most-portland-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-portland...

[Editor's note: Only the first of these links goes to an actual tweet, because it was after I posted that, that I discovered it was #WomenBoycottTwitter day, a message-sending response after Rose McGowan's suspension from Twitter without proper explanation until a significant uproar about its clear double standard. So, I decided to be a part of it and closed down Twitter for the rest of the day, posting only on Facebook during that time.]