Wed, 5:53: The lede to this story is priceless. ATTN CHILDREN SANTA CLAUSE IS DEAD https://t.co/dGAc0kaEEJ
Wed, 8:42: Click to read full thread and soak in our nation's insanely lopsided priorities. https://t.co/qiVJ5EQY6S
Wed, 9:14: Coworker's response to my bringing in some of Shobhit's homemade samosas: "THANK GAWD you didn't marry a white dude"
Wed, 13:10: This guy saved President Gerald Ford from being assassinated in 1975, then shunned for being gay. Incredible story. https://t.co/WtQqHNaS2T
Wed, 14:49: Overheard talk in the men's room about "touching base and getting on the same page," obviously about their baseball book club.
Wed, 16:18: You would NOT believe how easy it is! https://t.co/zmxa5RcB3H