My tweets

  • Thu, 5:41: Answer: because they are literally morons. Trying to get supporters of President Fuckwit to change is a pipe dream. We can't change their minds; we simply need to outnumber them (and THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE IN EVERY ELECTION). https://t.co/k3Qi0sb645
  • Thu, 7:39: I think it's high time Facebook came up with a new video template for this, but I still love all the photos chosen for it. https://t.co/pHDxUOkl5b
  • Thu, 10:03: I was talking to someone at work about how much I love the rain, and she proposed that whether you love or hate it, maybe it doesn't really make you sad or happy, but rather just amplifies how you already feel.

    I fully endorse this theory. https://t.co/vqATKj1hP1

  • Thu, 13:46: Jesus Christ. How many men I thought I admired have to turn out to be disgusting, sexually predatory pigs? It's getting exhausting. And it's no wonder how many women can't trust men in general. https://t.co/5qSfj5qn9J
  • Thu, 13:48: RT @billyeichner: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS OVER A DOZEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT ACCUSERS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE. SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS SAYS THEY'RE *ALL* LYING.
  • Thu, 13:59: RT @TheTweetOfGod: The only person who ever needs to watch you masturbate is Jesus.
  • Thu, 14:51: RT @aparnapkin: THE EMPEROR WASN'T WEARING ANY CLOTHES & HE WAS JERKING OFF THE WHOLE TIME BELIEVE WOMEN