Mon, 9:06: Well I thought it was pretty funny. https://t.co/bJHggX7leb
Mon, 9:51: I seem to have reached an age where medical professionals increasingly say to me “This happens more as you get older” and I’m like SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE. https://t.co/L1KbTQV74B
Mon, 12:13: My favorite cousin turns 40 today! https://t.co/xsoFUra7Gf
Mon, 16:46: This ridiculous weather just annihilated my beloved stars umbrella. 😢 #seattle https://t.co/bZxIK8lKIT
Mon, 20:53: It’s a little spooky on my block right now. https://t.co/0DDQuRMmFn
Mon, 22:48: I wouldn't get to close to someone like this if I were you. https://t.co/gIotBE3c7R