My tweets

• Fri, 13:08: I need to stop blindly sampling Deli products left out in the kitchen. Half the time it's got either coffee or coconut
• Fri, 14:55: RT @jseattle: Blade Runner 2017 https://t.co/gv1ka6w5Q7
• Fri, 15:03: Hold on. Am I a replicant? https://t.co/LHfWI2CyHT
• Fri, 15:24: RT @MattOswaltVA: Hollywood could take care of so many of its problems if they put this girl up at the Peninsula Hotel for a weekend taking general meetings
• Fri, 17:00: I always find it slightly jarring when I see mounted police. Horses are fucking big animals. Can you tell I did not grow up on a farm?
• Fri, 19:00:
  1998: “We live in strange times.”
  2017: “Hold my beer.”
  1998: “What?”
  2017: “Hold my beer.”
  1998: “What the fuck are you talking about?”


• Sat, 06:00: They asked if I wanted to be in a Danielle sandwich. I’m open to new experiences! https://t.co/TIR3wo85Y6