Sat, 10:12: Guy at dry cleaner: “Somebody got a haircut! You’ve got that Millennial look. Took fifty years off!” ...um. Excuse me?
Sat, 19:06: RT @AyeQueLo: Basically how I expect Beyonc� King to start https://t.co/IjS9d8naxh
Sat, 20:04: Don’t forget to turn your clocks back tonight and add an hour to all your meaningless lives! 😃
Sat, 21:55: I love cats and still thought this was hilarious. https://t.co/XojWBCgPU7