Fri, 5:42: Benicio del Toro looks like Brad Pitt if he were 10 years older and still hot -- and he's actually 3 years younger. 🤔
Fri, 8:56: Me: "You know what I want my epitaph to be? 'I had a good run'." Noah: "Unless you're killed while jogging."
Fri, 10:11: SUCK IT, HATERS https://t.co/WzJxOwpTzj
Fri, 12:34: No spoilers here! Settle down. https://t.co/2bXYjAxXTH
Fri, 14:31: Happy National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day! https://t.co/o1MrC1I9jZ
Fri, 16:53: If I were a company truck driver I’d be the gayest one! 🚚🎄 https://t.co/m6BGgIKYDK
Fri, 19:28: This is so dispiriting, and reignites my fury at every single person who voted for this endlessly vile administrati… https://t.co/o8nMjVmklc