Sat, 14:48: Inconsequential. https://t.co/gNFxgyHeRa
Sat, 15:39: Capitol Hill knows from creepy Christmas trees. https://t.co/FbMaYOaZIj
Sat, 19:08: My sister-in-law and my double chin are leaving my sister in the dust! https://t.co/mtMEFAgs5S
Sat, 19:45: Check out this amazing photo of my county bumpkin family members scoffing at Nordstrom shoe prices. (To be fair the shoes — on clearance! — *are* stupid expensive.) https://t.co/bsOW3oO5CD