Fri, 8:07: Please say a prayer for the last of Shobhit’s holiday homemade samosas, the things that make marriage worth all the trouble. 🙏 https://t.co/rRDf7gQm0o
Fri, 8:16: RT @BarackObama: As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.
Fri, 12:13: Everyone at work keeps saying "See you next year" and it's so original and clever and hilarious ha ha ha hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! omg *dies* (*I did this too when I was young and dumb. It might have been last year.)