My tweets

  • Fri, 7:39: Cinema 2017: Best & Worst https://t.co/CCEyUDs9MP
  • Fri, 8:07: Please say a prayer for the last of Shobhit’s holiday homemade samosas, the things that make marriage worth all the trouble. 🙏 https://t.co/rRDf7gQm0o
  • Fri, 8:16: RT @BarackObama: As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.
  • Fri, 9:19: The War on Christmas was my Vietnam.
  • Fri, 11:05: RT @Flora__Flora: How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra
  • Fri, 11:05: RT @MrPaulDuane: My kid did an interview with her cat https://t.co/PCdnBTiRNs
  • Fri, 12:13: Everyone at work keeps saying "See you next year" and it's so original and clever and hilarious ha ha ha hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! omg *dies* (*I did this too when I was young and dumb. It might have been last year.)
  • Fri, 14:24: https://t.co/U7Q3wGmBsx
  • Fri, 22:28: Fascinating story. Turns out her game is over-achievement in voice-over. https://t.co/T9wJiDNIS3