Mon, 7:45: Looks like things got a little wild at my desk after I left Mimi and Marilyn’s party on Friday. https://t.co/vAohqDvFI5
Mon, 12:51: Shortlist for Time's Person of the Year: Donald Trump, Kim Jung Un, Robert Mueller, Colin Kaepernick. I never gave a shit about this -- or sports! -- before and now I'm like, for the love of God, it needs to be Colin Kaepernick.
Mon, 14:15: There is an embarrassing number of people now working in this office who have been here way too long for me not to remember who they are, what they do, or even what department they're in.