Thu, 9:19: Happy Holidays, I'm having impure thoughts about "Wholesome" brand candy canes!
Thu, 12:47: "You know me. You know me!" How can you not love Amy Poehler? https://t.co/BzmPKv1dQi
Thu, 13:38: "Spokane’s undisputed heavyweight champion of racial appropriation" is now selling . . . a 2018 calendar. https://t.co/axm2JDiNv1
Thu, 15:05: Apparently these guys want their product to wind up in the wrong orifice. https://t.co/SYpoVX0cSg
Thu, 22:04: I would never have gone into the flames to save that rabbit because seriously, fuck rabbits.