Thu, 5:57: People on Twitter shit their pants over the smallest things. When something moderately important happens they go apoplectic. CALM. DOWN.
Thu, 7:50: RT @Mr_DrinksOnMe: My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. https://t.co/rFzaXLiXgi
Thu, 7:59: Just one more reason to hate the suburbs! https://t.co/L44blc2bO2 https://t.co/ChrRzsWtgQ
Thu, 14:09: Sometimes I fantasize about being animated.
Thu, 15:15: RT @moby_dickhead: I'm sorry. 🍞🥐🥖 https://t.co/QbDTrJViSC
Thu, 18:01: I walked past a guy on crutches who called out, just as I sneezed twice right in front of him, "You're sooo good-looking!" and I laughed heartily.
Thu, 20:02: Just hanging out & still covered in a layer of sweat. So ready for it to cool down this weekend. Seriously Seattle this weather can eat shit