My tweets
- Wed, 5:58: Hahaha! Oh, to wake up to headlines like this every day! https://t.co/c56VXvm3qO
- Wed, 8:03: Our asshole janitor keeps hanging the toilet paper so they roll from the bottom and I turn them around literally every day. I'm about to go full "Kill Bill" on this motherfucker.
- Wed, 8:57: #ITMA https://t.co/DVhX77JW1o
- Wed, 12:50: RT @itsmachupicchu: The only thing that would make me care about either Taylor Swift or The Walking Dead is if Taylor Swift got eaten on The Walking Dead.
- Wed, 13:10: @harvydanger Settle down Harvey. https://t.co/ucUGBOHKjF
- Wed, 22:40: To call this movie fun doesn't even do it justice. https://t.co/rqVOkm8Vxe