Sat, 7:37: Some of you could really use this! https://t.co/uolNlR5VuX
Sat, 10:22: 31-year-old David Sedaris had his priorities straight. https://t.co/xdH6vtIZcc
Sat, 13:23: I OWN THIS BRIDGE. https://t.co/6eSjDLo2vd
Sat, 16:08: There's a first time for everything: I just swam naked in Lake Washington in broad daylight. https://t.co/ab1DOsyE5K
Sat, 20:24: I don't know what kind of planning meeting I interrupted but I get the feeling I should be worried. #caturday https://t.co/lL9TsXoQtu
Sat, 21:51: Day In Review: 11 new gray hairs found on chest