Wed, 9:38: No one sends me more updates on things I truly don't give a shit about than LinkedIn.
Wed, 10:45: Martha Stewart supposedly affirming that pumpkin spice is only for "basic bitches" can only mean she consumes truckloads of it.
Wed, 14:48: Sometimes I get overwhelmed thinking about the vastness of space, or the scope of eternity, or how awesome Madonna is.