- Thu, 7:37: My new favorite shot of the @SeattleCinerama: under construction, 1962. #throwbackthursday https://t.co/2l1mb32WLN
- Thu, 10:17: THIS JUST IN Hugh Hefner is dead, and that’s fine.
- Thu, 12:12: I'm tempted to say I'll believe in God again if this happens. https://t.co/idrPn5gZjy
- Thu, 14:16: RT @RandiLawson: Never could've guessed in our country's divorce, that the left would get custody of football
- Thu, 19:03: You know you’re getting old when a friend tells you about how they strained their neck trying to give themselves an orgasm in the shower.
- Thu, 20:30: I found a new way to introduce myself to people! https://t.co/nx5DDWbLDq
- Thu, 22:23: Danielle’s 68-year-old uncle ends every single text with 🍷😎 and it delights us both to no end.