Wed, 7:58: Woman at work just responded to a reference to melted cheese with "Isn't that a beverage?" and she is my new favorite person.
Wed, 9:37: RT @jonnysun: instead of using the same password everywhere, i use multiple different variations of the same password where i change one letter or add one number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me
Wed, 12:35: Next step: bar code tattoos, and then the mark of the beast! (In other words, don't tell my mother.) https://t.co/BX7PSfHOtx
Wed, 13:30: SPOILER ALERT: At my gender reveal party the cake is lavender.
Wed, 15:02: From one of the annotations: "What a moment in history we live in." (It should be stressed this is a speech by a conservative, Republican senator.) https://t.co/i0KFUEke6O
