My tweets

  • Fri, 8:45: My favorite thing this week is all the people sharing which magazine they prefer to be spanked with. (Mine is Entertainment Weekly. What's yours?)
  • Fri, 8:49: Other great answers I've seen so far: Cat Fancy, Bird Talk, Mother Jones
  • Fri, 10:50: There are still two or three people in the office who consistently look at me like they can't decide what to make of me and honestly it's still a bit of a thrill.
  • Fri, 13:38: Soooo a broker knows I *really* love Field Roast Vegan Mini Corn Dogs. (I am so spoiled at this job it’s a wonder I am not thoroughly rotten.)
  • Fri, 14:39: A little something to brighten your bleak and miserable day! πŸ˜€ https://t.co/t52FCehcj9
  • Fri, 14:50: RT @EvansBrad: 🀐 https://t.co/xmkB9dqyB0
  • Fri, 15:58: I regularly think about when Cyndi Lauper told Howard Stern she wasn't rich and when I looked up her net worth it was $35 million. (Even rich people only think of other people with way more money as them as rich.)
  • Fri, 22:02: A deceptively simple western with hidden depths, and obvious contrivances. https://t.co/VT56K3m08r