Mon, 5:48: That does not make literally any sense. But actually. It doesn't. RT @benshapiro Hillary Clinton reading "Fire and Fury" at the Grammys is why Trump won. But actually. It is.
Mon, 7:41: Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy as shit? Showered our not, IT'S STILL VERMIN, and deserves to die. (Note to the rat lovers: I'm not sorry.) https://t.co/XsI8ISvHZN
Mon, 11:11: Just wrote a *really* long draft of an email to IT about not being able to sign in to Skype, only to realize finally that I was trying to sign into regular Skype and not "Skype for Business." Productive morning so far!
