My tweets

  • Mon, 7:30: Dreamt my cats went to make a purchase at a nearby convenience store, one standing on the other’s shoulders inside a trench coat. Still that only made them like two and a half feet tall. I wonder where they found a trench coat that small?
  • Mon, 8:07: RT @tweetrajouhari: "WHAT I HEAR WHEN U CONFUSE ME 4 ANOTHER WOC" BY MITRA JOUHARI https://t.co/rxqNBYj3Me
  • Mon, 8:19: My kitties are getting old! 😕 This is back when they were so young they still had the adorable dots on their heads (which only lasted a year). facebook.com/fruitcakeenter… https://t.co/DGTLr4o7hE
  • Mon, 12:25: Noah keeps leaving delicious confections within arm's reach, which strikes me as an occupational hazard. I'm going to file a complaint with OSHA.