Tue, 10:27: So my forties seem to be increasingly characterized by physical ailments and discomforts that apparently "come with age." Fun! #aches #pains #floaters
Tue, 11:25: My favorite of the five trophies to be given at next week’s work costume contest, and its proposed accompanying category titles. https://t.co/uFvpLSOCgk
Tue, 15:35: Today’s email chain of scatological puns:

MP: Great thanks - I'll get my tags updated. Must have updated before I had movement.

MF: I always feel updated after a movement.

MP: Taking emails to an un-bowelievably low level again...

MM: You guys these are really crappy puns.

MF: Butt at least we're trying.

MP: I'm straining to come up with any more jokes...

MM: Well at least it’s been a fun potty for everyone.