Tue, 15:54: I have literally had three incidents this week of flies on kamikaze missions into my left nostril and am now convinced they are coordinated attacks.
Tue, 20:22: My favorite thing about this is the dumb puns in the @ replies. RT @ABC A horse escaped from her stable and galloped into a bar while patrons sat inside, causing them to run to safety as the animal kicked tables and chairs before leaving the site. No one was hurt in the incident. twitter.com/ABC/status/1046936198734913537
