My tweets
- Mon, 14:05: RT @dmtrubman:
*Me on a first date*
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Don't say it - Mon, 16:09: Fun experience on Monday of Thanksgiving week: out of office reply #1 says to email person #2; person #2's out of office reply says to email person #3; person #3's out of office reply says to email person #2.
- Mon, 21:46: I found about three quarters of this cheeseball movie legitimately painful. Plenty of you would love it! https://t.co/b7P2nsEVEr