Thu, 7:28: Something bit me on the ass in the night and I wasn't even awake to enjoy it.
Thu, 10:52: OMG it’s my theme song! 🥚🍻 https://t.co/Z5197yabOY
Thu, 11:36: Apparently a gust of wind just UPENDED and shattered the patio coffee table glass and goddammit I missed it! https://t.co/gS0MjywHZB
Thu, 13:13: Someone should start a scented Bavarian clothing line called Estée Lederhosen.
Sat, 22:26: Not everyone seems to be but with this one I am ON BOARD. https://t.co/XulD5r1KC1