My tweets

  • Tue, 7:47: "That mix of excitement and melancholy" -- the perfect phrase for the double effect of observing today's much younger, self-assured gays while also contemplating your own youth in the closet. https://t.co/6xvkCAktJm
  • Tue, 8:11: I think we can all agree that this "How Would You Look Like As The Opposite Gender" (let's not even get into that grammar, Jesus Christ) Facebook meme would be, for me, redundant.
  • Tue, 15:19:
    THE SHAPE OF WATER: #ElisaFucksaFish
    CALL ME BY YOUR NAME: Elio Fucks a Peach
    LADY BIRD: Lady Bird Fucks Elio
    GET OUT: Chris Fucks a Racist
    DARKEST HOUR: Churchill Fucks Hitler
    THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING MISSOURI: Mildred Won't Fuck a Little Person