Mon, 7:58: I was a few minutes later than usual to work today but I think we can all agree getting my eyeliner just right was worth it.
Mon, 13:59: I cannot walk past cheese and not eat any of it. It’s not possible. Some of you still need to learn, understand, and respect this.
Mon, 15:05: RT @saladinahmed: Happy Presidents’ Day just a reminder that George Washington literally took an ad out in the newspaper to send hunters with chains and dogs after human beings he claimed to own
Mon, 20:54: Just finished an iTunes playlist of songs about the apocalypse. Fun!
Mon, 23:57: You ever wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your spouse’s snoring so like a chainsaw, it makes want to take a chainsaw to their neck?
