Sat, 7:38: Just vacuumed in the nude, like a domestic whore. #liveyourtruth
Sat, 16:17: This week’s #caturday portrait, which I’ll let speak for itself: “Meow, motherfucker!” https://t.co/cKLzXccRWz
Sat, 22:20: Just saw @AmyMiller do standup and laughed so hard I left with my mascara smeared across my face from the tears.