Fri, 9:11: After careful consideration I have decided David Mamet is wildly overrated.
Fri, 12:15: Those assholes over in HR are all making themselves waffles for lunch today.
Fri, 14:50: Click this and read through a thread that makes for a real-life story, from just the past few days, filled with suspense and delight. https://t.co/TusAs8275j
Fri, 19:27: I’m shit at being a guest, I never bring anything, and still I keep getting invited back. I guess I’m just so awesome I transcend bad manners.
