Mon, 10:11: RT @yoyoha: i'm just going to leave this here https://t.co/8bExLAjeNM
Mon, 11:10: Well I entered the lottery for $10 orchestra seat tickets to Hamilton daily for four weeks straight and never won but I did get @alyankovic's "Hamilton Polka" and presumably that's just as good.
Mon, 12:19: Who do I call for a consultation on bladder enlargement? *sends from bathroom*
Mon, 19:18: PROTIP: If you don’t already have a cake cover, a medium-sized mixing bowl will do. #fancy 🍰 (Beautiful cake provided by @tweetsfromclaud.) https://t.co/Ep8liyYofl
Mon, 20:09: Just a little of the Wait, what? https://t.co/QXdE8q0S7g
Mon, 20:29: Was going to try out some of the liquid stevia I had in my kitchen cupboard, for my tea. Took a closer look at the bottle and it expired ... in 2006.