Tue, 7:57: Is it possible to throw your back out just by riding on a bus? I may have set a precedent. Holy shit, being in your forties is fun! 👵🚌
Tue, 8:49: Of the countless legitimate things that could be used to bring down President Fuckwit, a dick pic is by far the most ridiculous. I truly don't give a shit what that man does with his pickled lizard penis.
Tue, 15:12: @fakedansavage Okay, as a cat lover who is generally indifferent to dogs, your flippant attitude about dogs on this week's Savage Lovecast was hilarious and my favorite thing this week.
Tue, 16:43: Came across the phrase “Sovereign of Shadows” in the book I am reading, and would like you all to refer to me thus from now on.
Thu, 18:11: If you like the sound of a demonic cat shooting guns at people from a swinging chandelier, then this mid-20th-century Russian novel might by right up your darkened alley. https://t.co/6Q9wpzuqeH
