Sat, 7:56: Even the darkest of parties is more fun when Patricia Clarkson is there. https://t.co/eHsQ7rI7DE
Sat, 12:13: Hey did I mention I have a thing for #CadburyEggs? https://t.co/gHsX8LL5XX
Sat, 13:27: Shanti always acts so superior. I’m so tired of her lectures! #caturday https://t.co/VWl0gzZeXq
Sat, 15:43: RT @Oatmeal: * https://t.co/7JHjdSrCaU
Sat, 16:08: Location of my future statue. https://t.co/xCHJCWjoFR
Sat, 22:20: I’m not saying I’ve gotten old but the next time I go out to a club on a Saturday night I’m fucking wearing ear plugs.