Wed, 5:21: AAAAAAAIGH!!! Was just woken from a dream in which I was having sex with Kim Kardashian. Somebody hold me
Wed, 8:50: This will annihilate your sense of plausibility -- but it's entertaining! https://t.co/bPOc1pBeYB
Wed, 9:28: 1. “This is a non-exhaustive list” 🤔 2. If nothing else, at least the Fuckwit Administration gives us fun diagrams! https://t.co/XwiXSAaTmh
Wed, 18:39: Some of my best friends are gay.