My tweets

  • Mon, 13:28: I seem to have a knack for making people uncomfortably uncertain as to whether or not to give me a hug. (I love hugs -- from non-creeps -- for the record. I just don't initiate them when I often clearly should.)
  • Mon, 18:31: 🎵 If I knew you were coming I’d have staked a snake🎵
  • Mon, 20:09: Any happy ending worth its salt has a disturbing subtext. https://t.co/qrzm3DAeGy
  • Mon, 21:16: I suggest you store your bullshit in the cloud.