Wed, 6:56: RT @shantipussy: Listen, I know how to use furniture. https://t.co/mVTNs65WdT
Wed, 22:14: Cashier, stopping me from pulling out ID after being prompted at self-checkout: Cashier, stopping me from pulling out ID after being prompted at self-checkout: I believe you are old enough to buy cold medicine. 😀

Me: Are you saying I look old, you little bitch?