Thu, 5:48: RT @bessbell: Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the @NewYorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight.
Thu, 13:06: There's a new-ish young woman here at the office, and she's nice enough so far as I can tell, but her consistent bursts of laughter *really* carry. They border on maniacal, and I keep imagining in the distant future they'll haunt the distant reaches of these abandoned corridors.
