Mon, 4:48: I now have all the answers I need. https://t.co/FbJHqMZ4H2
Mon, 9:05: I spread joy like week-old salmon pâté, permeating the room with an odor that will stay with you forever! 😀
Mon, 9:25: Wait for it... https://t.co/UE5qAvVvlK
Mon, 11:25: Birth Week botanical garden #2! Tulip Festival https://t.co/FLJwwoRfBz
Mon, 13:14: https://t.co/gBcMUm9Xk2
Mon, 15:10: Uh. Okay? #capitolhill https://t.co/ayNSUbobbk
Mon, 17:39: The best thing that happened on my birthday this year was when Shobhit was at City People's Garden Store trying to refer to the Miracle-Gro he got at Costco and he called it "Miracle Whip."
Mon, 20:17: Just got a birthday phone call from a dear friend that included both an almost jarringly sincere “I love you” and a fun “go fuck yourself.”