Sun, 14:18: I make #MothersDay cards every year. Even though they otherwise have nothing to do with each other, three times in the past decade I’ve made my mom’s and my stepmother’s respective cards two sides of the same design. Clever, or lazy? You be the judge! https://t.co/em6Gv1KAG9
Sun, 16:40: My mom apparently has bursitis but she consistently keeps calling it “Brucitis,” like she caught a disease that’s slowly tuning her into Bruce.