My tweets

  • Fri, 8:21: And yet millions of tax dollars continue to fund religious organizations. The hypocrisy in this country is crazy making. (Also: all the women pressured to have children they can't afford will get no assistance from the very same sanctimonious government.) This shit is precisely why Planned Parenthood deserves our donations. https://t.co/JDdRoibi1l
  • Fri, 9:51: Clever statement, but we should really remember that when it comes to gun control, conservatives and Republicans are hardly the only ones to blame for inaction.… RT @bessbell It’s getting harder and harder for kids to live long enough to see how America’s become great again.
  • Fri, 10:08: Band name ideas, natural foods industry edition!

    Undeclared Milk
    Nut Butter
    The Gluten Resistance
    The Paleo Dietologists
    Protein Powder Keg
    GMO Speedwagon
    Pickleback
    KISS (Knights In Seitan’s Service)

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  • Fri, 13:10: @tommyfitz "Karen Kilgar-gifs" https://t.co/6lF8qhRZUs
  • Fri, 14:01: Hardly classic cinema, but surprisingly fun. https://t.co/gbffGL6blH
  • Fri, 14:43: "You down with HPV? Same as HIV!" --President Fuckwit
  • Fri, 18:36: In my household, I’m both the girly-man *and* the handyman.