My tweets
- Sat, 13:01: When your spouse keeps texting you puss pics. #caturday https://t.co/kzNJCC9MRJ
- Sat, 16:08: Some details appear to be missing, but the love is surely there. https://t.co/cNDZXewnZB
- Sat, 19:20: Listen you guys don’t even understand how much I FUCKING LOVE SANDWICHES 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
- Sat, 22:44: My celebrity obsession is whoever invented the wheel.