My tweets

  • Tue, 7:32: Listen, if you're going to bypass me on your bike, the least you can do is actually stay the hell out of my way, instead of then SLOWING DOWN.
  • Tue, 9:31: This week, a Supreme court leaning conservative due to its most recent appointment made under literally injust circumstances: 1) upheld a Muslim travel ban; 2) upheld racially biased gerrymandering; 3) sided with plainly deceitful anti-abortion "pregnancy centers" in California.

    A truly dispiriting day in the rapid moral decay of America.

  • Tue, 12:37: Being "pro life" is not about child welfare and it never has been. If it were, those same people would be concerned about the welfare of those children after birth, and they are not. It is and always has been about the subjugation of women.
  • Tue, 13:23: On a lighter note, I just learned that scrotal Botox injections are actually a thing, and it's called "Scrotox."
  • Tue, 16:31: If there are security cameras in my work building’s elevators then someone just saw me dancing to Tom Petty’s “Runnin’ Down a Dream.”