Wed, 10:36: So I called @AmericanExpress on JUNE 2 to cancel my card with an annual fee and replace it with a different card with no fee. What do I see on my statement today? a $95 annual fee! I call them back, only to find out the old card never actually got canceled.

So then I wind up talking to two different people who BOTH go through the same routine spiel of trying to convince me to keep the card and I'm like I ALREADY CANCELED THIS CARD and answered these same questions 25 days ago!

They assured me the fee will be removed, but Jesus Christ. This kind of shit is how credit card companies make you want to hate every breathing human on the planet.

Wed, 14:27: President Fuckwit's base of nut jobs are thrilled. No surprise there.

But, to the dipshit Democrats and "Berners" who refused to vote for Hillary Clinton: I sure hope you're satisfied. You did this. This, and so much more -- handing the country over to the far right. https://t.co/8wRSdcspDv

Wed, 14:53: Oh have I mentioned we sell a for-real brand called Bone Suckin' Sauce? I sure hope that's on a shelf near the Justin's Nut Butter.
Wed, 18:23: New experience today. Saw a movie late this afternoon, six of us in the theatre, all of us there alone. Two others, both old men, fell asleep. They snored, loudly. They were on either side of the theatre, so I got the snoring not just in stereo, but in surround sound.

‪It turned out to be an apropos soundtrack to the movie I was seeing.‬