Fri, 7:53: Today on a podcast I learned about Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen's two cats she is apparently obsessed with, Think Think and Ah Tsai. I googled it and . . . the cats have their own Wikipedia page! ("Occupation: Presidential cats" -- ha!) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_Thi…
Fri, 9:55: Noah is tossing candy over the cubicle divide at me and it’s like it’s raining salted caramel truffles! Fuck I love my job. https://t.co/jG1GiYz79A
Fri, 12:19: You know what? Fuck vegan cookies. I'm done pretending they aren't complete bullshit!
Fri, 14:05: You guys I’m starting to feel cynical about Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s relationship. 🤔
Fri, 23:43: Well I finally developed a taste for wine so I guess I’ve officially become a white woman.