Thu, 11:09: The importance of pieces like this cannot be overstated. https://t.co/RL8OL6uufx
Thu, 13:01: Million to one odds this is better than the actual movie. https://t.co/HLG58t9OGU
Thu, 14:06: Just learned on a podcast that the Bush family is all lizard people. God damn it, why doesn't anyone tell me these things? @MyFavMurder
Thu, 15:10: Fuck. I just walked through a doorway with perfect dramatic flair and no one was around to see it.
Thu, 18:06: LOL, just noticed this on the side of my fridge and have no idea who did it (it wouldn’t be Shobhit). https://t.co/apZpS77tOW