Fri, 9:39: Memo to all of you who still think of me as a youngster: eye doctor confirmed this week that my increasing inability to read small print with my contacts in is due to the onset of middle age so FUUUUUCK YOU!
Fri, 12:38: Her previous official statement was beyond tone deaf, but now -- for now? -- she's making a sensible decision and speaking about it sensibly. (Since I was so critical before, I felt it important to share this, in the interest of fairness.) RT @THR Scarlett Johansson drops out of 'Rub & Tug' film following backlash thr.cm/sKYNIH
Fri, 13:12: quora.com/Why-does-the-far-left-have-so-much-trouble-speaking-courteously-with-and-debating-hot-political-topics-with-the-far-right
Fri, 17:33: Our ingenious plan: get wasted before seeing #SKYSCRAPER! #happyhour https://t.co/ufl9ybB2tF
Fri, 22:50: The Die-Harding Inferno https://t.co/NAD4jBYnjm