My tweets

  • Sun, 11:32: Shobhit’s rooting for Denmark over Croatia solely because Denmark allows same-sex marriage and Croatia doesn’t. #WorldCup 🇩🇰
  • Sun, 15:55: If you’re going to jog enough to attain that great body, why the hell would you wear shorts that somehow neutralize the fine contours of your ass? That should be illegal.
  • Sun, 17:06: Averages out to good enough in its own right, a disappointment by inevitable comparison. https://t.co/xrclpqASb8
  • Sun, 18:39: Once Guru began vomiting a *second* time, Shanti joined in. A feline barf duet. It was like a kaleidoscope of choreographed cat gack.