Sun, 11:32: Shobhit’s rooting for Denmark over Croatia solely because Denmark allows same-sex marriage and Croatia doesn’t. #WorldCup 🇩🇰
Sun, 15:55: If you’re going to jog enough to attain that great body, why the hell would you wear shorts that somehow neutralize the fine contours of your ass? That should be illegal.
Sun, 17:06: Averages out to good enough in its own right, a disappointment by inevitable comparison. https://t.co/xrclpqASb8
Sun, 18:39: Once Guru began vomiting a *second* time, Shanti joined in. A feline barf duet. It was like a kaleidoscope of choreographed cat gack.