Mon, 7:57: So I had a nightmare last night about vindictive sentient porcelain figurines. Like, Lord of the Rings-scale armies of them.
Mon, 12:18: Just had the last two leftover samosas Shobhit made for dinner on Saturday and they were so good I levitated for five minutes.
Mon, 15:35: Okay you guys. We talked about this. Whoever is in charge of the weather clearly still hasn't been fired. I'm going to write a very strongly worded letter.
