Wed, 5:45: Beyoncé sings my new theme song.

🎶SNOOZE THE ALARM
AIN'T BEEN SLEEPING TOO LONG
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF SEVEN MORE MINUTES DO ANY HARM🎶

Wed, 14:04: I have a new-ish doctor who seriously makes me feel old. He's in his early thirties but looks like he could still be in college. He's informal enough he uses his first name instead of "Dr. ____." His name is Brandon, because of course it is.
Wed, 23:16: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT https://t.co/ZHrhXsVSB9