Fri, 10:53: Memo to everyone who uses an asterisk to "sensor" profanity in their posts: what the fuck are you doing? Your logic legitimately escapes me.
Fri, 21:21: Fourteen years ago today, I videotaped the birth of Danielle’s firstborn. This year, one of Morgan’s birthday wishes was for Shobhit to make her an Indian food dinner! That rainbow unicorn cake was made by another friend of Danielle’s though. https://t.co/J2FmfdKLN0