Sun, 6:47: If he has, he did it wrong, I can tell you that much. RT @bridger_w I wonder if Tom Cruise has ever loaded a dishwasher
Sun, 12:22: Three years since we’ve come out here, which is a little ridiculous when it’s all of a 25 minute drive from home (when traffic isn’t horrible, anyway). Alki is like visiting a resort community except it’s just on the edge of the city.
Sun, 14:51: One of our favorite weekend activities is to swarm the sample tables at Costco, pretending we’re locusts.
Sun, 16:47: Second beach today! Actually it’s more like grass next to rocky lakeshore. We’re not wearing anything at all at this one though. 🙊🙈 https://t.co/Wn5cFrJD2J
Sun, 18:32: RT @JaredLogan: Mission Impossible Fallout is very good, but at one point they mention that the president knows about the mission. If the president knew, he'd be tweeting "JUST SENT ETHAN HUNT ON VERY VERY HUSH HUSH MISSION. LOTS OF STOLEN NUKES IN THE WIND THANKS TO OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!"
