My tweets

  • Mon, 5:48: So it turns out I wasn't *really* an introvert all those years, I was just damaged! Now I'm mostly repaired and simply comfortable with the cracks, a once shattered vase now exquisitely restored.
  • Mon, 8:57: Hahaha -- uhhh, no. That man could pose for Putin to shit directly into his mouth on national television and his base would still say "He's making a sensible play for diplomatic relations with Russia!" https://t.co/bPISeJmHPg
  • Mon, 14:38: I've worked at this job so long that I'm starting to realize I remember when certain people here didn't have gray hair. (Including myself.)
  • Mon, 15:51: Well, MoviePass's app now says "There are no more screenings at this theatre" for every single theatre. I guess I'm paying regular money for my movie tonight. Oh well: the annual pass I got at a discount last December started paying for itself in March, so I got 4 months of free movies. It was fun while it lasted -- and I never expected that company to last. What monkey-brain thought they had a viable business model, anyway?
  • Mon, 15:53: RT @spiffythedog: goodnight sweet prince https://t.co/5coYmLk4iU
  • Mon, 17:00: In the men’s room: the battle rages on, pointlessly in this case, given the point remains unchanged by scrapers or scribblers. https://t.co/2Lu7aU0afT
  • Mon, 18:58: So I was thinking about how all the people in the theatre where I saw #Blindspotting were white Seattleites, and my thought was interrupted by this middle-aged white lady in the elevator who turned to me and said, “That was a good movie, huh?”
  • Mon, 20:38: Another one of the year's best. https://t.co/N4ZMz3V1hZ